Oh lovely Bissell,
When Audrey is wailing like a ship whistle,
You are such a life saver,
Because you never waiver.
When she's on a roll,
You're there to take control.
With a flip of your switch,
Audrey loses her feverish pitch.
Thank you floor cleaner,
For your calm demeanor.
Before I discovered your soothing power,
My daughter and I were going sour.
3 comments:
Ha Ha! I think I'm crying from laughing so hard! I love it!!
Too funny!! (and so handy to know!) Maybe Audrey can learn to walk behind a vacuum? =)
too funny; I couldn't vacuum with Micah unless he was asleep; the noise scared him
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